Primary Thought Forms Gone Cosmic

From a Big BANG out in Iowa

Headed south out of Albuquerque
A shiny new Volvo Air Ride she was
New moon darkness enveloped the road way
So dark the road surface disappeared
It was 2:45am
About 2 hours out
Nearly to Truth or Consequences
He hadn’t noticed the fork on the Finnegan diagram
The one where E=mc2
The one where two beers split into antimatter
Ejects a Fox news video
After Dr. Dimento gets called to the scene
To phone in the news
Apparently quantum jitters had gone local
Or maybe it was a slight tear in the cosmic web
Food quality stainless wrapped in dark matter
Bound for area 31
The driver tuned into a late night godcast on his ipod
Looked out the window and saw stars
It was just as his moma said it could be
So he wished
He wished that when he came back from the dead
He would be Max Headroom with a new hairstyle
Or maybe a contractor for DARPA
A document librarian in Dayton
What a dream for a truck driver
The donkey pong champion of Little Rock
So what does this have to do with nuclear mayhem
The speed of light
Measured in Planck lengths instead of board feet?
Only Bishop Usher knows the formula
Brains are optional
& Super size that order of Freedom Fries
wtf, I voted for Huck!
Honk if you believe in little green men
Hallelujah
This matter is headed for a black hole
The space time dimension powered by Cheetos
Black chiles
& retired Sumo wrestlers who can’t stop watching
Chuck Norris videos.
It’s a YouTube video gone ballistic
Relativity
In a world with no need of gravity
That’s my theory and I’m sticken’ to it.